The Great AI Scandal in Sports

[AOF-AID-NGOs]

FIRST! This is FICTION!! Not real. A nutcase's thoughts.

Here's how it goes.

One: I install a special AI camera with tiny radar system in my glasses.

Two: I install a receiver of information from the glasses to my new bat.

Three: The bat has tiny, tiny, tiny little rocket thingies that help my hands guide the bat to the exact place to hit the ball.

BUT, big trouble; I posted all this right here and soon the MLBSP will be all over me for this and make new rules about AI in glasses; and all glasses have to be checked before every game. MLBSP also has to check all bats in both dugouts .before each game, and maybe a surprise inspection during a game.

Oh yes: MLBSP=MLB Secret Police / MLBSP will be a privately owned by MLBSPSO. MLBSPSO=MLBSP Secret Owner.

Have I earned the NWA? NWA=Nutcase of the Week Award

Not yet? How about my new NFL football that makes 30-degree turns in mid-flight?

[GrumpyOldEngineer]

No Nutcase Award, yet.

I wouldn't hold it past them to try it though.

Right now, the lazy are using to AI to think for them on multiple levels by taking AI hallucinations as facts that don't need to be verified. I saw where a high dollar law firm wrote a brief via AI and submitted to the judge that called them out for its referencing of non-existent case law.

[AOF-AID-NGOs]

No Nutcase Award, yet.

I wouldn't hold it past them to try it though.

Right now, the lazy are using to AI to think for them on multiple levels by taking AI hallucinations as facts that don't need to be verified. I saw where a high dollar law firm wrote a brief via AI and submitted to the judge that called them out for its referencing of non-existent case law.

I had an assist from a possible alien beam of mini-intelligence I needed - - - BUT it could also have been an experiment by the government that caused that beam to be aimed at me while sleeping. They inserted dream images, too.

Anyway, the key reason they beamed at me was we don't need that bat AI. The new AI built into the glasses will also control electrical signals in the muscles of a given athlete and so once data comes in from the pitcher's movements and the ball movements, the AI then sends signals to necessary muscles, and -BAM- homerun after homerun and all MLB records are broken.

NOW, if the masters of all this are reading this, they likely are monitoring my thoughts on this, the masters shouldn't cause all homerun records to be broken in every ballpark on the same night. Should space the recording breaking out over weeks. Have scores like a football game --- American football.

Let's face it, if humans can go changing males into semi-females enough to get those records broken, why not a counter-revolt using AI. Even the field, so to speak.

Frankly, I think the MLB ought to add some extra fun back into the game and make punching out umps a bit more likely with less severe penalties. Not really bad punching out. You know, Brett doesn't get to knock the ump unconscious; just a good solid shot to the jaw for missing a call. You know, 19th Century style baseball. It's all too tame right now. - - - Wait, Brett has retired, hasn't he?

I mean, until this season we didn't know just how many calls that plate ump was missing. That ABS has overturned a lot of calls.